Risken i konflikten: Oljepriset upp 300%

The Caviar War. The strongest enemies of Western democracy are Russia and Iran. Both nations produce luxury caviar—and are ruled by despots with a taste for both power and fish eggs. Western sanctions currently block the import of their precious roe, which, let’s be honest, is the real tragedy here. But if the despots fall? Then, at last, we can import caviar again from both Russia and Iran. The price of freedom? One tin of beluga, please.